So, What’s Up With The Cover-Up:Ouch, That Anal Probe Hurt Like Hell.

When I was twelve years old my family and I went on a road trip to my mom’s home turf of Dayton, Kentucky and this trip would prove to be a turning point in my interest in the strange and unusual when I would meet, Uncle David. Uncle David was an interesting ornery old cuss however he had some unique ways of looking at life. David believed it was more important to treat others better than oneself and to live at peace with all mankind. Big deal you may say, however what really caught my young ear was the story of the day when he witnessed, close up, a UFO.

Uncle David’s, family was responsible for building all the highways that ran through Kentucky one day while he and his crew were taking a lunch break they watched as a large cigar shaped UFO flew out of the clouds and landed in a nearby field about three hundred away. David, said that there bright lights of practically ever color shining brightly from the strange craft and it made absolutely so noise whatsoever. David, and his crew watched as the craft lifted off the ground and took off for the sky.

After hearing such a fantastic tale of course I was hooked. Up to this time I was only interested in life after death, but When I returned home I jumped on my Huffy bicycle and pedaled my ass up to the library and spent the day reading everything I could on the subject of mankind’s contact with otherworldly craft and their pilots. In the process of reading about UFOs and alien visitors I learned one fundemental fact, not only had folks seen these craft but they had come into contact with their crew and the US government was in the business of silencing these brave witnesses who came forward and Covering Up the experience.

In 1972, world famous astronomer and UFO researcher, J. Allen Hyneck took it upon himself to classify the various experiences of those who either saw or came into direct contact with a UFO and their otherworldly crew. Dr. Hyneck, created the Close Encounter Classification System and it would certainly be useful to future researchers when they met with these witnesses and alleged contactees.

-Close Encounter of the First Kind: This experience is simple enough and those who experience are changed by what they witness. The CE1 states that the witness has no direct contact with a UFO but rather the witness sees the craft at an altitude of 600 feet or less.

-Close Encounter of the Second Kind: This experience kicks things up a notch. The observer not only sees the craft but is effected physically by the experience. Those who have a CE2 experience claim that the UFO effects the electrical equipment of their car or home and physical damage is reported when the UFO causes radiation or heat damage to a car or home. The term Lost Time is first used in this experience. Those who experience Lost Time are not necesarilly abducted by the UFO but rather the very fabric of time is effected by the craft.

-Close Encounter of the Third Kind: In a CE3 event the witness comes into direct contact with a landed UFO or may come into contact with an alien being. Those who report this event claim that the alien or aliens attempt to impart some kind of intergalactic wisdom or warn the observer that unless mankind changes it’s ways man will eventually destroy itself in a sea of nuclear fire.

-Close Encounter of the Fourth Kind: A CE4 event is perhaps the most terrifying experience in the classification system, this is the abduction event. Those who have experienced a CE4 event, such as Betty and Barney Hill in the 1960s and Travis Walton in the 1970s, claim to have been forcibly removed from their surroundings by an alien intelligence and subjected to various medical examinations of a very intrusive manner. Abductees claim that the aliens seemed to be intensly interested in sex organs, bodily fluids and yes most abductees report the use of anal probe. Female abductees have claimed that their alien have removed eggs from their reproductive system only to fertilize them with their own semen. Men have had their semen taken probably to fertilize alien female eggs. One interesting case that came out of the 1950s concerning an abduction of a sexual nature was the case of Antonio Villas Boas. Boas, a Brazilian farmer, was taken aboard an alien craft and after ungoing numerous examinations he got to tap some sweet alien ass when he made love to an alien female that he described as unbelievably beautiful.

When we look specifically at a CE4 event we can not help to wonder, What do they want? Various theories have been offered to explain this rather frightening experience. First off some abductees who underwent a sexual experience claim that they had the impression that perhaps the alien’s civilization was dying out and we are the only species in the universe that they are able to procreate with in attempt to rescure their culture and society from certain doom.

On the other side of the coin other abductees feel that perhaps the alien’s are testing are strengths and weaknesses for the day they invade and turn us all into their slaves. They could also be looking for a way to cover their asses against the microbes and viruses that run free on our world so they don’t fall ill and die when they attack. These seem like plausible reasons but I’m left with one question, why the anal probe? Ouch.

Not all abductions by alien’s prove to be a scary expeience some contactees such as George Adamski, claim that the aliens have another intention in mind, they want to save us from ourselves. in 1952, Adamski came into contact with Orthon, a citizen of the planet Venus who called himself a “Space Brother.” Adamski, claims that Orthon took him aboard his craft or beamship, and took the earthling on a wierd, wild and wacky tour of the solar system all the while preaching to Adamski that if mankind did not change it’s evil ways we would all die by our own hand in the ultimate destruction. Unfortunately Adamski has been widely discredited by his detractors, however he still has many devoted followers.

Oftentimes some contactees have attempted to create their own personal religion stemming from their contact with alien beings, such is the case of Truman Bethurum. In 1953, Bethurum claimed to have come into contact with the crew of a space craft from the planet Clarion which was in our solar system but mankind lacked the technology to detect this world. The captain of the ship a beautiful female named Aura Rhanes, took Bethurum on a dizzying tour of the solar system and of her homeworld of Clarion which appeared to be nothing more than a sanitized version of planet Earth.

While aboard the ship, Captain Rhanes, explained to Bethurum that whatever happened on Earth effected the rest of the civilizations in the solar system. If mankind destroyed itself the citizens of Clarion would eventually die out than a chain reaction of destruction would take out the citizens of Saturn, Venus and Jupiter. It was of the utmost importance that Bethurum return to Earth and teach his fellow humans to live at peace with one another and destroy such antiquated ideas as rascism and radical nationalism. Sounds good to me.

When Bethurum returned to Earth he went about the business of setting up a commune in Prescott, Arizona called “The Sanctuary Of Thought.” At the commune, Bethurum began to preach the message of universal brotherhood and love for our fellow man despite race, religion and country of origin. Bethurum amassed quite a few followers with this outstanding message that was until it appeared that Bethurum began to lose his mind. The Sanctuary took on a cultish overtones and Bethurum heavily critisized the US government and equoted himself with divine luminaries such as Muhammed and Jesus. Shortly thereafter the Sanctuary of Thought was no more.

Mainstream scientific researchers would claim that folks who claim to have either witnessed, come into contact with or been abducted by aliens are frauds or hoaxers. Sure it is possible that those who create a religion out of their experience may be a little off their rocker. But what about normal everday Joe Q. Public, he couldn’t possibly be out of his mind, right? I know this sounds a little paranoid, but perhaps mainstream scientists are in league with the Cover-Up and Adamski and Bethurum were willing participants who made wild claims to discredit folks who have had a real abduction experience. I mean it is possible, Right? I don’t know all I know is that the Cover-Up rolls on.

Rick E. Hale
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