2008
Weird, Wild, Wacky World of Cryptozoology:Does The Wolfman Crave Wisconsin Cheese?
You know I never really cared for the term, “Mass hysteria” it has no style, no panache and most of all it completely lacks a sense of humor. When I think of that phrase I think of a bunch of “experts” sitting around a table clutching their Ph.ds in a death like grip saying that folks who experience some unexplained phenomenon on a mass scale are a bunch of ignorant rednecks who are not smart enough to realize that the whole affair was made up in their minds. No I prefer, mass wackiness, and for only one reason, it just sounds funny. However there was nothing funny about the events that ocurred in the small southeast Wisconsin community of Elkhorn, when a denizen of the ever growing Cryptozoo came to the town and scared the daylights out of it’s citizens. This creature was a terror that forced the citizens of the cheese state to stay in doors at night with the doors and windows safely secured and praying that the daylight would soon rescue them from the beast that haunted their cornfields. The citizens of Elkhorn had many questions but my question is this, Since when does the Wolfman crave Wisconsin cheese?
Appropriately enough, The beast of Bray Road as it had come to be known, made it’s first and terrifying appearance on the night of October 31, 1989. The first known witness was driving down the unassuming Bray Road just minding her business maybe even listening to the radio when suddenly her car lurched, shit, she probably thought, flat tire. Thinking that nothing could possibly harm a hair on her head on this lonely road she exited her car and quickly went about the business of checking for a flat. After the inspection, and satisfied that all her tires were drivable she began to wonder what she had felt. Satisfied that everything was fine she turned around to stare off into the cornfield when she saw a large, hairy, dark form come charging across the field in her direction. The witness would later relate to investigators, that at first she was transfixed at the terror that came bearing down on her at first she thought it was a massive dog until it came to a stop and reared up on his hind legs. The witness finally came to her senses when the “animal” let out a loud throaty growl that sounded like it had been gargling with broken glass and asphalt. The witness made the smartest move she could think of she jumped into her car and sped off like a pack of demons were chasing her.
Terrified by what she had seen and breathing heavily, the witness looked behind her to see that the nightmarish creature was in hot pursuit and quickly gaining ground. The young woman let out an earth shattering scream when the beast leapt into the air landing it’s heavy form on the trunk of her car. She violently swerved for several minutes trying to force the horrific beast from the rear of her car. She would later tell investigators that the beast’s hungry eyes burned brightly in the night as it’s mouth dripped saliva all over the rear window. This creature was hungry and desired to make the young woman it’s late night snack. Finally the beast rolled from the car and hit the pavement, the witness sped off into the night as the beast let out a haunting howl.
When word of this horrible beast got out others who were to to afraid to come forth, mostly due to fear of ridicule, with their own heart rending experiences with the giant dog like creature that was able to run around on it’s hind legs. One citizen of Elkhorn, related to investigators that while she and her little brother were driving down Bray road they saw what they believed to be an injured dog sitting on the side of the road. The closer they came to the animal she realized whatever this thing was it certainly was no dog. The witness described the beast as being well over six feet tall, powerfully built and looking like a wolf while having the characteristics of a man. As they drove by unable to take their eyes off the creature they could see that it was holding in it’s clawed hands and feasting upon roadkill. Needless to say she hauled ass after the creature snarled and bared it’s gore filled fangs.
A few days after her sighting, the young woman’s mother called the local animal shelter to see if there were any reports of a dangerous predator on the loose in their community. The warden replied that to his knowledge there were no reports of bears, wolves or mountain lions loose in the close knit town. The woman knew that her daughter was not making this story up and came to the conclusion that it would be a good idea to alert the local newspaper. If the animal shelter would do nothing about she sure as hell would. Enter Wisconsin native and journalist, Linda Godfrey.
At first, Ms. Godfrey was skeptical about what she was hearing. To her it sounded that the creature was less a dog and more like a beast that resides in fairy tales and shlock horror flicks, it sounded as if this witness was saying that a werewolf was on the loose in the land of Dairy. However considering the seriousness of the claim and the honesty of the witness, she would go about investigating this claim and others to determine whether or not some nightmarish creature was stalking the citizens of Elkhorn, Wisconsin.
Upon her investigation, the journalist discovered that others in the immediate area as well as surrounding communities had seen this exact same creature. One eleven year old girl claimed that as she was looking out the widow of her bedroom she spied the creature sitting in her backyard. At first she thought it was some kind of dog until it reared up on it’s hind legs and walked into the forest at the rear of her home. After the sighting of this creature the poor little girl was never the same.
Several farmers in the area would tell the journalist that some unknown creature of colossal proportions was stealing their livestock. When the farmers would go to check on their animals all they found were pools of blood and perhaps a few scraps of flesh that at one time was their prized hog. Others would report that shortly after letting their pets out to use the bathroom they would hear a loud bark or yelp. When they went to check on the family dog it was no where to be found. Many others claimed to see the beast carry off roadkill into the surrounding woods or cornfields. Whatever this thing was it was huge, dangerous and hungry.
The story of the beast was published in December of 1991, and as with any paranormal or unexplained phenomenon witnessed on a mass scale the wackiness ensued. Practical jokers of all stripes from the basic prankster to the downright sadistic ass came out of the woodwork turning the beast of Bray Road into their personal bitch. People would drive down the road to see a fake road sign with the silohuette of a wolf crossing the street with the words, “Warning, werewolf crossing”, written in bold letters. The witnesses were partically targeted by the practical jokers with these signs in their front lawns. Folks were seen walking around the community wearing werewolf masks. One local politician decided to get in on the fun when running for office, he sent out fliers with a werewolf on it stating that the beast was personally endorsing him in his bid for re-election. Yep, good times were had by all in Elkhorn and the neighboring community of Delevan that is of course except for those who had the displeasure of witnessing the creature and it’s depredations, they were not amused by the attention and most of all they were scared.
As with most reports of monsters the monster hunters came out of the woodwork stating that they and only they had the skill and the talent for hunting the beast and bringing int’s reign of terror to an end. One gentleman was discovered by police sitting vigil in a cornfield wearing a home fashioned suit of armor and holding a large double barrel rifled loaded with, you guessed it, silver bulletts. The man was quickly taken into custody and upon release was warned never to return to Elkhorn ever again. Monster hunters oftentimes are far more dangerous than the monster they are hunting especially when the ammo starts flying.
Others monster hunters of the religious variety appeared in Elkhorn stating that the beast was a product of person being in league with Lucifer. These folks claimed that the creature was a demon conjured up by those who practiced the dark arts somewhere in the community. These monster hunters claimed, that for a price, they could perform an exorcism and rid the area of the satanic creature. Yes siree, greed and sixteenth century ideology are still very alive and fatal bed partners even in the supposedly enlightened twentieth century.
When the summer of 1992 hit sightings of the Beast Of Bray Road came to mystifying and abrupt end, it would seem that either the creature moved on to a different locale or perhaps the would be professional exorcists were triumphant in the their battle aagainst Satan and his demon spawn. Many, even today, are still scratching their heads and wondering just what the creature may have been, and of course there is no shortage of theories. Several folks claim that what eyewitnesses saw was a bear or a large coyote and if you believe that I know of a bridge in Brooklyn that is for sale. While bears may have the height going for them, bears are unable to run for long distances on their hind legs and as far as I know there are no six foot coyotes runnning around out there.
The other theories come from the a legend of the Ojibway nation and a very real animal that once called Wisconsin home and terrified the local Loway tribe. At one time a wolf like creature the Loway called the Shunka Warak’in lived in the area. The name means, “Carries away dogs” for that is what the large wolf like creature did it would steal dogs and eat them. However the animal was hunted to extinction by the white population when it made a nuasance of itself.
The other theory was offered by the Ojibway who believed the creature was a “Dog-man”. The Dog-men were a horrible half wolf half human that they believed lived in the area and hunted their brothers and sisters carrying many away, the men for food the women for a bride. These Dog-men, may be the cause of many of the Native American legends concerning the Wendigo or the Skin Walker.
Again I pose the question, what did the citizens of Elkhorn, Wisconsin and it’s sister communities witness for a little three over years? Perhaps it was a werewolf, a dogman or some demonically inspired creature of the night we will never know because the Beast of Bray Road has not shown it’s shaggy head for over sixteen years.
Rick E. Hale
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